“Throw away this very old… shoelace,
It tripped you again”
- Our Lady Peace -
I suppose you haven’t lived till you walked through the Walmart staring down the pizza aisle, much like a lion stares down a gazelle. Thinking to yourself, just one, wont hurt… Or slowly walked past the soda aisle trying to pretend its not there? Only turn back around to grab that bottle that’s been pimping you out since `97. I mean if heaven was a soda, it would be a citrus flavor called Fresca. So here I stood this morning, on my $249 siltec 1000’s feeling like the true genius I am.
Its back to the James Diet, that’s right hardcore holocaust style dieting. I mean the only truly accurate way to describe this diet, is to think late night infomercial, fly on my eyeball Ethiopian kid diet. You all know what I’m talking about, the commercial they had to probably shoot 732 takes of, because the kid kept blinking. Really who can keep a fly on their eyeball that long, and not flinch? I’m here to tell you, you cant cheat just a little and it be okay. If you have, and got away with it, then I hate you. However, you’ll hate yourself after awhile too so just consider me ahead of the curve.
If I’m going to reach the Lance Armstrong goal, then buckling down isnt going to be good enough. I’m going to have to think different, or hide my car keys, or handcuff myself to something. Today’s weight was 670lbs, up two since yesterday, damn shoelaces, or tostino’s.. Whatever you want to call it, no more laces people, the gloves are off.
- James
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Love this James, I agree completely!!! BTW – got my wristband and will post a pic soon!!!!
I stopped shopping at the store I usually shopped at because they kept the crystal light and Mio in the same isle as the Soda and chips (cruel right?) Since I am down 60lbs I am currently able to go into that store and walk down that isle (guilt free) but if you had asked me to do it 4 months ago that was a different story. I am not a soda person by any means HOWEVER salt was my weakness. The more results I see, the easier it has been. Pizza too was a huge weakness of mine and of course they have it directly opposite of the frozen vegetables (I think they do this to screw with my head lol) but now I take the challange head on. Granted I don’t shop there often because lets face it, temptation is still there but I’m happy to say I am now a lot more comfortable in my “velcro” Oh an PS I made your version of that pizza. Pretty bad ass if I do say so myself